On the way home from school yesterday, Sally shared this with me: "So I had to go to the nurse today to get some ice, because I've got anchors."
Me: (trying to be calm) "You've got what?"
Sally: "Anchors. In my mouth. They are all bleeding, too."
Me: "Do you mean cankers, like canker sores?"
Sally: "Oh yes, CANKERS. I've got cankers all over my mouth."
Me: (seeing an opportunity) "You know, Sally, I know how to avoid getting canker sores."
Sally: "Really? How?"
Me: "You need to eat less sugar and drink more water."
Sally: "Oh brother!"
6 comments:
it's just not worth it...next thing you know she'll be chewing skoal.
LMAO!!!!! Thats so funny. As funny as a child i know talkign about Alminers(Altziemers!)
That's funny! Stu came home from elementary school one day and said, "George Washington died from ammonia!" I said," You mean pneumonia?" He said, "NO! AMMONIA!"
Jon just emailed the same ammonia story! That's so cute!
I had secret government documents that he was poisoned by the cleaning woman. Sadly they were recently destroyed in New Orleans as they were stored in a non-waterproof storage facility.
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