As we were discussing what to do with our bedroom (which is a bit of a mess since we put in a new window, covered an old one, and still have not patched up the drywall or painted since we moved in), Stuart came up with the brilliant plan: let's get new bedroom furniture. Our old stuff was bought from a neighbor about eight years ago, and it has served us well. It's dark wood, and it's big, and there is lots of it. Oh, and it is a queen size bed, and because of the way the bedstands connect together, we can't upgrade to a king size bed with this set. So, we head off to IKEA to check stuff out. We find some we like, and make some notes, and head home to measure, plan, and dream.
That was the week before Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving Day, Stuart finds the 10% off ad, which is this: if you arrive before 10:00 am on Friday, then you will get 10% off of your entire order. There's a catch, though: Stu had to work Friday morning. So I went with the kids. Now, my friend S offered to watch them for me, but I wanted to take the carpool lane, and I was planning on getting everything delivered. That seems sensible, right? Right? So I get to IKEA, and it's not a complete madhouse, but it is very crowded. I find my bedroom set, wait in line to get some help (which wasn't too long), and ordered up my bed frame. Problem: the rest of the stuff is in the self serve warehouse. No problem: I won't be discouraged. I think,
I'll just go down there and arrange the delivery.
So I go downstairs, where I find some lamps and sheets that I need (got to get bigger sheets, you know), and go to the self-serve help desk. Problem: I have to get the items I want, take them to the checkout, pay for them, and then arrange for delivery. This is my first sign that things will not be as I planned. So I pay for my sheets and such, and think of a way to do this. By this time, Samuel is asleep, sitting in the shopping cart, leaning against me. I can't do this with him. But - inspiration! I have the small stroller in the car, which Sally can push. I get everything to the car, put Samuel in the stroller, and ask Sally to help me. She does in exchange for an ice cream. So I get an ice cream for her and a roll and coffee for me and we sit in the cafe for awhile.
Sally and I go and load up two dressers and two nightstands without too much trouble and head to check out. By now, Samuel is awake and realizing that he got ripped off because he slept through the ice cream bit. So I bribe him with a large chocolate bar, and we stand in an incredibly slow-moving long line, with a young child in the next lane who insisted on banging his stroller against my cart while his ditzy dad stared off into space. The whole time, my nutty brain is telling me,
You've come this far, may as well just put it in the car and save the delivery fee. Which, of course, I do.
But that is not the end. No, the bed frame must be picked up at the special item pick up door. (Love IKEA stuff, hate IKEA procedure.) So I drive my car over, and (thank you Lord!) I find a space near the door. Leaving the kids in the car (oh hush, I kept checking on them) I go in to arrange for the frame to be delivered. But, once again, I betrayed myself.
Why don't you see how big the boxes are first - they may fit in the car. Yes, though they were quite heavy, they did fit in the car.
So I drove home, three and a half hours later, with everything I needed, except the mattress. Which is backordered. Because they are shipped out of - can you just guess? - out of Louisana and the hurricane has delayed every king size mattress shipment for over six months. Ah, not a problem. My wonderful husband has ordered us a mattress, not from IKEA, which will be delivered directly to our house.
So, my long story ends well, although we still are not finished putting everything together. Photos to come - hopefully next week!