While watching TV:
Samuel: "Mama, can you buy me some insta-mints?"
Me: "You want mints?"
Samuel: "No, insta-mints. You know, like drums, and fings to blow with your mouth . . ."
Me: "OH - insTRUments!"
Samuel: "That's what I've been saying . . . . "
To Auntie Tami while in Target:
Samuel: "Hey Auntie, can you buy that big bag of meat* for me and my dad?"