The Scene: Walking to school this morning, the boy is in the stroller.
Me: "Samuel, don't pick your nose."
Sally: (looks down to check it out) "Ew. Caterpillar number two."
Sally: "Caterpillar poop. It looks like caterpillar poop."
Sally: (laughs) "I've seen it! It looks like little yellow balls! I saw caterpillar poop last year!"
Me: "So you're saying Samuel's boogers look like caterpillar poop."
(we both laugh and laugh)
Sally: "It's funny 'cause it's true."