While Uncle Jon was with the kids, lots of stuff happened. It's funny how the memory of a child filters out all of their own disobedience and consequences and only remembers the good things. Or that child only chooses to disclose the good things. In any case, Stuart, Sally, Samuel, and Uncle Jon all come away with different impressions of the weekend, and any leading questions on my part (to try and get the kids to talk about their bad behavior) are futile. So, I'll leave you with these little funny memories: (and the people who have internet access and computer skills can leave comments at their own discretion)
~ Said by Samuel about the dog poop: "Uncle Jon picked it up with a bag, and he put his hand in the bag and scooped up the poop. I did not like that." (Note: This is exactly the way I scoop up the poop. I don't understand what the big deal is.)
~ Said by Sally when she asked Uncle Jon how old he was and he asked her how old she thought he was: "Um, I don't know, maybe sixteen or seventeen?" (To those who know Uncle Jon, you'll get it. To those who don't, he's closer to my age.)
~ Said by Uncle Jon about the kids: "They looked at me funny when I tried to put strawberries on their cereal." (Note to self: Buy more fruit.)
~ Said by Samuel when asked about the water: "I wasn't
playing with the water; I was
helping you by filling stuff up." (By the way, nobody bought that.) (Note from UJ: I think it's important (and hilarious) to note that he was standing in a puddle reaching for the tap when he first denied that he was playing with the water.) (Note from me: Samuel didn't tell me that part.)
~ Said to Uncle Jon by Sally: "I thought you were my
uncle, not my
mother!" (Ouch.)
~ And a final funny story from Uncle Jon: The other story that I've been telling about the weekend was when Sally was showing me how fast she can count in the car on the way to the Japanese restaurant.
Sally: "Uncle Jon, remember how I showed you I can count really fast?"
Me [not having a clue]: "Yes!"
Sally: "Onetwothreefourfi-si-seveightninetezzuhzzuhzuzzuhtwenty! Wanna hear me do it again?"
Me: "Okay."
Sally: "Onetwothreefourfi-si-seveightninetezzuhzzuhzuzzuhtwenty!"
Me: "Oh, that was pretty good, but I think you missed one."
Sally: "??"
Me: "Nineteen."
Sally: "Okay." [deep breath] "Onetwothreefourfivesixse'eneightninetenzzuhzzuhzzuhzzuheighteennineteenTWENTY!"
Stu and me: "Oh much better. That was excellent, etc."
Samuel [not to be left out]: "I tooted!"