(this one took place several months ago, but I just remembered it and think it is funny)
While restocking the bookshelf after the carpet was installed -
Me: "We have a copy of Foxe's Book of Martyrs. Did you know that? Foxe's Book of Martyrs!"
Him: "Yeah." (as in, Duh.)
Me: "Have you read it?"
Him: "Yeah." (as in, Duh, I own it, of course I read it.)
Me: (long pause as I take this information in) "I love that about you!"