Me: "How did you sleep last night?"
Me: "Any good dreams?"
Him: "Yep - a million and a googlen."
Me: "Wow! It's a wonder you wanted to wake up!"
Him: "Yeah. I was hungry."
Me: "Oh. So tell me one of the dreams."
Him: "Well, there was this alligator, and he was going to get us, but a monkey came and landed on his head and bit him."
Me: "A monkey bit the alligator?"
Him: "Yeah. Then a woodpecker came and pecked his head."
Me: "And this is a good dream?"
Him: "Yeah. It was funny."