(If you haven't read Twilight, this won't be funny to you at all.)
While watching a preview for some new vampire show
Him: "See? Those are vampires. They don't sparkle."
Me: long blank stare
Him: "Non-sparkly vampries. There. And there."
Me: "He's not even cute!"
Him: long blank stare
Me: "I like my vampires sparkly and cute. And young."