(talking about a man who volunteers at the school as a parking lot valet)
Sally: "He's about your age, right Mom?"
Me: "Ah, no. How old do you think he is?"
Sally: "Like, maybe in his 50's."
Me: "OK, so that's closer to Grandpa's age than my age. Besides, he's a grandpa too. His grandson is a student at your school."
Sally: "Well, that's not that far away from your age."
Me: "Um, yes it is."
Sally: "Only eleven years Mom."
Me: (muttering to myself) "Stupid smart children . . . "